Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Luck Is Not A Lady Tonight

What happened to probability? Statisticians are playing a game with my head. I thought that my theorem below held true and not false.

if(and(SFGay%Pop>LVGay%Pop,(SFGay%Pop-LVGay%Prop)/LVGay%Prop>(SFLesbian%Prop-LVLesbian%Prop)/LVLesbian%Prop),"Ladies Love Cool Jon","Ladies Want To Be Friends with Cool Jon")

I would assume here that I would be a marketable commodity if above theorem held true. However, it seems that ladies merely "like spending time with [me]" on a friendship level and they think that "[I'm] so cool". I have not met one person here who seemed like they were genuinely interested in me on something more than a friendship basis.

On the plus side, at least most people don't think of me as a schmuck (I hope).

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